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420 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE STONED. :D

1. Join NORML
2. Play Badminton
3. Travel the globe
4. Go barefoot
5. Meditate
6. Learn to roll
7. Take a hike
8. Rock out
9. Lose the remote
10. Demand a raise
11. Go see a local band
12. Help a friend out of a jam
13. Write a letter to the editor
14. Save the planet
15. Plant a garden
16. Clean your bong
17. Fly a kite
18. Ride a bicycle
19. Shake your ((BOOTY))
20. Bake while you’re baked
21. Rent a movie
22. Make a movie
23. Make a new friend
24. Call an old friend
25. Work
26. Try yoga
27. Build a fort
28. Turn a cartwheel
29. Feed the cat
30. Dig a hole to China
31. Carve a Jack-O’-Lantern
32. Hide some weed
33. Do it yourself
34. Stop stressing
35. Try juggling
36. Doodle
37. Burn some incense
38. Sing a song to your sweetheart.
39. Study karate
40. Act in a play
41. Go camping
42. Hackysack
43. Gaze at the stars
44. Laugh out loud
45. Practice your cheech & chong imitations
46. Smile
47. Sumo Wrestle
48. Study Permaculture
49. Make love
50. Count your blessings
51. Masturbate
52. Play scrabble
53. Go birdwatching
54. Snowboard at dawn
55. Do your laundry
56. Fight city hall
57. Tie your shoes
58. Overcome your projects
59. Cross a cultural divide
60. Take a walk
61. Get a massage
62. Give a massage
63. Quite your job
64. Sing in the shower
65. Shoot some pool
66. Flirt
67. Do your nails
68. Start a snowball fight
69. Ride a roller coaster
70. Beg forgiveness
71. Skateboard where it’s not permitted
72. Have a good cry
73. Watch the clouds go by
74. Terrorize an all-you-can-eat restaurant
75. Write to Congress
76.  Go to the Gym
77. Get married
78. Live the life you’ve imagined
79. Fight the powers that be
80. Learn to sew
81. Love thy neighbor
82. Swim upstream
83. Whistle a catchy tune
84. Cook dinner
85. Solve a mystery
86. Call mom
87. Run away and join the circus
88. Build a sweet lodge
89. Have a threesome
90. Stop and smell the roses
91. Make spin art
92. Host a garage sale
93. Defy expectations
94. Read a book
95. Write a book
96. Take a siesta
97. Play matchmaker
98. Download your favorite band’s first album
99. Sync up dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz
100. Surrender to fate
101. Comfort a friend
102. Fix your car
103. Rake the lawn
104. Find a new apartment
105. Resolve a dispute
106. Floss
107. Win an argument
108. Plan a picnic
109. Clean out the garage
110. Cruise for cool trash
111. Look through old photo albums
112. Tickle some until they cry
113. Start a lemonade stand
114. Sing in the shower
115. Blink rapidly
116. daydream
117. Do the robot dance
118. Scratch your behind
119. Pretend to be a car
120. Cultivate a fake french accent
121. Make prank phone calls
122. bodysurf
123. Play videogames
124. Build a raft
125. Build a fire
126. Wear a blindfold
127. Go hot-air ballooning
128. Make a to-do list
129. Play paintball
130. Go rock climbing
131. Invent a milkshake
132. Play hopscotch
133. Chew bubblegum
134. Make sock puppets
135. Create a collage
136. Pop zits
137. Fart
138. Pick your nose
139. Hold your breath
140. Stand on your head
141. Consult a ouija board
142. Flip a coin
143. Jump on top of a cuddle puddle
144. Use a new word
145. Respect your elders
146. Polka till you drop
147. Play dress up
148. Go for the gusto
149. Jump for joy
150. Shave your head
151. Catch fireflies
152. Skip rope
153. Stay up all night
154. Build a sand castle
155. Cool off in a kiddie pool
156. Stare at the ceiling
157. Go fly fishing
158. Work a crossword puzzle
159. Keep a secret
160. PRactice your beatbox
161. MAster the art of ping-pong
162. Call 4-2-0 on a fucking cop
163. Tune a piano
164. Visit the library
165. Win prizes at the boardwalk
166. Run a marathon
167. Make a hot fudge sundae
168. Hail satan
169. Go sailing
170. Look through a kaleidoscope
171. Playa round of miniature golf
172. Read HIGHTIMES
173. Throw a water balloon
174. Research your family tree
175. Hide under the covers
176. Play laser tag
177. Play hooky
178. Get a piercing
179. Get a tattoo
180. Spin around in circles until your dizzy
181. Learn an instrument
182. Play backgammon
183. Write a stoner comedy movie script
184. Find a four-leafed clover
185. Go trick-or-treating
186. Experience a lunar eclipse
187. Scuba dive
188. swim with dolphins
189. Watch the super bowl
190. Connect the dots
191. Tend to my plants
192. Skydive
193. Swim beneath a waterfall
194. Keep a journal
195. Talk like a beatnik
196. Head for mardi gras
197. Make your own website
198. Bartend a party
199. Visit the pyramids
200. Go bungee jumping
201. Play air guitar
202. Buy more weed
203. Chase a tornado
204. Change diapers
205. Try some sudoku
206. Play dungeons and dragons
207. Learn a language
208. Start a food fight
209. Take a cold shower
210. Backpack Through europe
211. Play dead
212. Milk a cow
213. See the northern lights
214. Steal the show at karaoke
215. Watch old home movies
216. Brew your own beer
217. Climb a tree
218. Make a tire swing
219. Grow a beard
220. Make ‘smores
221. Build an aquarium
222. Check your e-mail
223. Visit stonehenge
224. Howl at the moon
225. Hunt for buried treasure
226. Explore the jungle
227. Take photos of your herb
228. Wear a wig
229. Draw a self-portrait
230. Upgrade your grow room
231. Study mythology
232. Solve an algebra problem
233. Play chess
234. Ride a horse
235. Roll your own (sushi)
236. Go back to school
237. Dye your hair green
238. Retire
239. Pray
240. Balance your checkbook
241. Achieve enlightenment
242. Wash the dishes
243. Check out the farmers
244. Visit an active volcano
245. Go snorkeling
246. Climb to the top of a mountain
247. Light a joint with a magnifying glass
248. Remodel the Kitchen
249. Admit you were wrong
250. Write a screenplay
251. Spray some Graffitti
252. Question Authority
253. Serve Someone Breakfast in Bed
254. Build a Snowman
255. Order Pizza
256. Plan a Scavenger Hunt
257. Chill at the Beach
258. Patent your invention
259. Go Freestyle
260. Ride a Mechanical Bull
261. Raft Through Grand Canyon
262. Wish Upon a Star
263. Take a Bubble Bath
264. Trip the Light Fantastic
265. Run for your life
266. Skip Stones across a lake
267. Build a log Cabin
268. Spin the bottle
269. Vote
270. Bid In an Auction
271. Square Dance
272. Hack a Computer system
273. Play Hide and Seek
274. Water Your Houseplants
275. Wash Your Car
276. Cash in Your Piggy Bank
277. Describe an Inkblot
278. Sew Patches on Your Jeans
279. Paint Your Masterpiece
280. Browse a Used Bookstore
281. Formulate Conspiracy Theories
282. Clean Out The Fridge
283. Trim Your Harvest
284. Wake and Bake
285. Dread Your Hair
286. Win a Staring Contest
287. Crash a Party
288. Live Your Dreams
289. Mow The Lawn
290. Search For Your Missing Lighter
291. Watch Cartoons
292. Turn Over Your Compost Pile
293. Chill Out
294. Host Your Own Private Cannabis Cup
295. Play a Prank
296. Join a Drum Circle
297. Look on the Bright Side
298. Host a Poker Smoker Night
299. Hang ten on a Huge Wave
300. Kick Some Ass at Ultimate Frisbee
301. Lay Back in a Hammock
302. Take a Nap (in the Hammock)
303. Open Your Third Eye
304. Soak In a Hot Tub
305. Hide Under Your Bed
306. Play Dominoes with an old man.
307. Help out your Fellow Human Beings
308. Read Kurt Vonnegut
309. Make Your Own Jewelry
310. Run for Political Office
311. Make Your Own Hash
312. Visit the Zoo
313. Write to a Pen Pal
314. Build A Bird Feeder
315. Hug a Tree
316. Dig For Fossils
317. Tye dye and old Shirt
318. Watch The Sunset
319. Jump on a Trampoline
320. Make Your Own Guacamole
321. Walk the Dog
322. Solve a Riddle
323. Grandmarshal A Parade
324. Wrestle and Alligator
325. Call Up an Old Flame
326. Fly a Paper Airplane
327. Contemplate Something
328. Build a Gravity Bong
329. Ace Your Job Interview
330. Philosophize
331. Fantasize About Something Forbidden 
332. Bowl
333. Get Lost
334. Get Found
335. Finish Your Manifesto
336. Tell Ghost Stories
337. Visit a Mayan Ruin
338. Wander The Desert
339. Read The Newspaper
340. Listen to the Rain Hit the Roof
341. Scrape Your Pipe For Resin
342. Redecorate Your Bedroom
343. Ride a Unicycle
344. Cook a Meal
345. Go to Bingo Night
346. See a Symphony Orchestra
347. Change Your Plans
348. Seize the Day
349. Impeach the President
350. Dance in a Strobe Light
351. Play Some FooseBall
352. Change Your BongWater
353. Sip Coffee at an Outdoor Cafe
354. Search The Skies for UFOs
355. Get Jiggy With It
356. Reminisce about Days Gone By
357. Cuddle In Front of the Fire
358. Drive Go Karts
359. Make Shadow Puppets
360. Play Stoner Charades
361. Set Up a Kiddie Pool
362.  Lip Sync To the radio
363. Hug Some One You Love
364. Take Photos Of Your Best Friend
365. Party On the Roof
366. Work in a Dunk Tank
367. Play Black Sabbath Backwards
368. Build a Worm Box
369. Overgrow The Government
370. Break Even
371. Weave a Wicker Basket
372. Reupholster an Old Couch
373. Fix The Plumbing
374. Make a Fool Of Yourself
375. Learn a Magic Trick
376. Watch a Nature Documentary
377. Learn Sign Language
378. Try a New Kind of Cuisine
379. Go Skinny-Dipping
380. Plant a Tree
381. Perform a Strip Tease
382. Send a Message in a Bottle
383. Visit a Minor League Baseball Game
384. Set Goals
385. Take a Belly Dancing Class
386. Experience Aromatherapy
387. Plan a Surprise Party
388. Launch A Model Rocket
389. Whisper Sweet Nothings
390. Visit The Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam
391. Play a Round of Frisbee Golf
392. Play Goalie
393. Spend the Night in a Haunted House
394. Expand Your Horizons
395. Quote the Simpsons
396. Sign Someones Cast
397. Play With Dolls
398. Quit Smoking (Tobacco)
399. Try Online Dating
400. Download Ringtones
401. Compete in a Limbo Contest
402. Play the Ponies
403. Throw Darts
404. Make a Captians Hat Out of Papier-Mache 
405. Make a Time Capsule
406. Pan for Gold
407. Perform a Rain Dance
408. Play Truth or Dare
409. Stop Shopping
410 Look Through a Telescope
411. Install Solar Panels
412. Ice Skate at Rockefeller Center
413. Make Your Own Clothes
414. Freak Out the Squares
415. Consult Your Horoscope
416. Rethink Your Basic Assumptions
417. Start a Business
418. Build a Time Machine
419. Soak in a Hot Spring
420. Roll Another One…


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